my heart just melted.
people who type lol when theyre mad are the people you have to watch out for theyll fucking stab you in the back in a dark alley and steal your wallet whispering “lol” all passive aggressively into your ear. same goes for “lmao”. Watch the fuck out
a bug landed on my screen and i may or may not have reacted too quickly bc
I have absolutely no idea what the fuck I’m doing—10 word story about me everyday all of the time (via hazzzzel)
A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day
he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
this will never not be funny
Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey
Neil DeGrasse Tyson throwing some of the most incredible shade I’ve ever seen.
Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference.—Unique Quietness (via kvtes)
I’m pretty sure this is my favorite quote from this show ever
Homegirl on a mission
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
Claw trap. Touch that belly and you’ll have a permanent kitty attached to your forearm
Ahh, the migration of the rare golden retriever fish. What a rare and beautiful sight in nature.